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Update

Again im sorry i havent updated this thing in a while. I dont think anyone even visits anymore.

but oh well. Im in California right now for vacation. Where in the Sacramento area. Theres a lot of cops and sirens and stuff. Heres a shot of my screen just for the hell of it. 

New Video!

Ultimate Skate Video from cartmanufatazz on Vimeo.

New Video!

Sweet Update from cartmanufatazz on Vimeo.

I think i edit better in imovie 06 than final cut pro.

Court!

Going to court tomorow cuz of the god damn bastard that stole my ipod touch. I hope justice is dominant.

Update!

Well i haven't updated my blog in a while because i have other things to do. Such as hang with girls, got to skateparks, work on skating and etc. Since lacrosse season is over expect a lot more videos on youtube. Also, expect a lot more videos on the omgitsjuanson account. Mostly skate videos because the weather is getting better and we are now recording. So basically i'm going to become more of a nerd now. Like i used to be. Oh and update about the diet i said about in my bored video. I lost 10 pounds! But yeah Later dudes.

I think my best.

Jake and Josh Skating from Juan Machuca on Vimeo.

Video!

I'm thinking of doing a what's in my dock video but then the giveaway winners video would have to wait some more because i want the what's in my dock to get some views too.

so what should i do?

should i wait for the new unboxing video to get at least 500 then post the giveaway or wait for the new unboxing video to get 500 and upload the whats in my dock video?

Giveaway

Giveaway winners soon.

Stay tuned for video.

Party!

im having a party tomorow!!!

for my birthday. 

its gonna kick ass!

My Desktop As Of Now

iPod Touch

Ahh!

When i was at the park with my cousin somebody stole my ipod.

I was just playing around and the person ask to see my iPod because he supposably wanted to buy one. 

So i was explaining to him how it works and all that then after two of his friends past by he started running. 

I ran after him but couldn't catch up. =/

Then i went home and told my mom and she went to the park to see if the guy that stole my ipod was there and he was. Then my awesome mom took him by the arm and pants and dragged him out of the park. Then we called the cops and he denied stealing my ipod. But the cops found my headphones in one of his pockets. Then they took him down to the station and now hes in jail. 

Now for unnecessary cursing:

Stupid son of a bitch better give me back my ipod. 

Stupid Mexican ran like the wind.

FUCK MEXICANS. Even though i am spanish haha.

Whatever stupid fucking drug addict bitch better give me back my ipod before i rip off his tiny nuts.

Mighty Mouse!

My Apple Wireless Mighty Mouse from Apple has been great!

I have been noticing a starting problem with the scrolling though.

The side buttons are pretty stupid. You have to apply so much pressure to get them to work.

I don't even use them.

But so far it has been great!

Giveaway!

I am giving away a great screenrecorder for mac. iShowu!

All you have to do is subscribe and after i get 300 subscribers i will do the giveaway.

I will use a random number generator and it will give me a number.

Then i will look at my subscribers list and see the number of the subscriber that the random number generator gave me and there you go you'll win if your that number subscriber. Good Luck and again all you have to do is subscribe to me on youtube.

Contact Me!

Well if any of you ever feel like contacting me here is some places you can find me.

Aim: Omgitsjuanson

Pownce

Myspace

Youtube: Cartmanufatazz, Omgitsjuanson

Flickr

Twitter

Thats pretty much it.

Hope to talk to you soon.

Note: I just added twitter.

Jailbreak!

 I jailbroke my ipod 1.1.4

I think im going to do a tutorial.

Its really easy.

Gifts!

What i got for my birthday:

Hitachi 500 Gig Hard Drive

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

$50 gift card to best buy.

20 Dollars

A day to spend with my family.

Dinner at Olive Garden.

And theres a lot more coming.

3 More Days!

OMFG!

3 MORE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!

YESSSSSS!!

I WONDER WHAT I'LL GET.

I'm going to have a party in april too.

My family is going to meet at olive garden on saturday to celebrate my birthday.

Birthday!

YAY!

My birthday is coming up!

March 22 baby.

Im definitely going to have a party.

Its going to be the shiz.

Any donations?

Haha. J/k

Well if you do want to donate email me.

or send me a pm.

I wonder what im gonna get.

Adsense!

Duuuude!

Google disabled my account for "invalid click activity"

WTF!

I had a bunch of money too.

I guess people were spamming my ads and they thought i was a harm to their god damn adwords people.

God damn you google. God damn you.

Party!

I went to my friend's birthday party yesterday and it was fucking awesome.

I recorded some of the party.

To see the video click here

Leave a comment!

Oh and im going to post most of newer videos on that account.

So subscribe to it!

Detention!

Ahh!

At lunch today i get called down to the assistant principal's office. 

She starts asking me if i had done anything to anybody that would hurt their feelings.

I was like no. Not that i know of.

Then she starts telling me about a kid.

She says i told him he wasn't invited to a party  and i remember i did, and she said that is a form of bullying. 

Sooo, she gives me a 5:30 detention for a stupid reason.

I hate my school.

Xbox Live is Gay!

They made me change my gamertag!

It was Cartmanufatass.

I guees it was because of the ass.

New Gamertag: Omgitsjuanson

Oh well. =/

Oh and all the things on rockband got deleted.

Characters Solo Tour Data You Name it got erased =/.

I have to start from scratch.

Youtube Down?!

For some odd reason i cant get on to youtube right now.

Is this happening to everyone or is it just me?

Thanks!

Ustream!

Im going to be live the whole night today.

If you want to go to my ustream click here
Check it out!

Update!

Well today im deffinatly going to go outside and hang.

Right now im playing some rockband guitar.

My drum pedal broke again!

So now i have to stick with the guitar.

 Im trying to finish the solo tour on expert.

Its actually easier than i thought. 

Well thats pretty much.

I might do a video on how pissed i am about my drum pedal later.

Bye Bye!

Xbox Live!

Thought i should update you guys.

I am on rockband right now owning some noobs.

I am going to be on all night =].

If you ever want to play with me add me.

Gamertag: Cartmanufatass

Send me a message if i need to delete some people on my friends list =].

I have a variety of games.

Send me a message and ill be glad to play with you!

Youtube!

Well if your here on this blog you probably know me from youtube!

If you don't click here to visit my youtube channel

Snow!

OMFG!!!

It's Snowing!

Thank Jezus for Snow.

We didn't have school either!

WOOT WOOT!